Well, obviously we’d all like the latest designer bathroom with a sunken bath, a steam shower or maybe a top-of-the-range wetroom complete with an overhead power jet and a slinky glass shower screen.
Unfortunately most of us are stuck with a small, multi-purpose bathroom that we have to share with friends, family or flatmates and more often than not the shower is over the bath. This inevitably means limited options.
What can you do if you’re not in a position to rip the whole lot out and start again, with a top-notch bathroom designer to make it all fit and a team of workers at your beck and call to install it?
This is the first in a series of articles looking at how you can make the most of your bathroom – until you’ve saved up to have the work done, at least. If you can’t shell out for a new hydrotherapy shower and suite, at least you can brighten things up until you’ve put by a few more pennies.
The problem with shower curtains is that they can give out all the wrong messages. You know exactly how this works – we’ve all hovered over the seat while visiting some grotty bathroom where the shower’s half-hidden by a horrible piece of old vinyl streaked with soap and spotted with mildew.
But it doesn’t have to be that way. Most are now made from waterproof, easy-care materials that need just a little bit of love and attention to keep them in tip-top condition. And they come in plain and patterned varieties, in neutral shades or vivid enough to brighten up the darkest corner.
They are, in short, an affordably easy design fix and a great way to give yourself a quick-shot bathroom makeover that takes 10 minutes to achieve and won’t have you mired in endless DIY dilemmas.
Here are five great shower curtains to help you rapidly achieve one of five different bright and contemporary looks:
- Heal’s big, bold and retro

- It’s back to the future with this colourful curtain from Heal’s. Using big, bold splashes of a feature colour against neutral walls or floors is a great bathroom effect – especially if you’re stuck with tiles that it would be a real job to get rid off. Try matching towels and accessories – both in colour and in retro style, for a really individual look. Available in green or purple.
- John Lewis’ understated and classy designer stencilling

- Get genuine designer style for your bathroom with this curtain, created for John Lewis by Ella Doran who specialises in incorporating details from everyday objects into design-conscious pieces. This shower curtain would work wonderfully if combined with rustic furniture and accessories and pastel colours for a homespun, crafts-inspired look.
- Marks and Spencer’s subtle and masculine waffle design

- If your main aim is to keep the bathroom looking smart, spare and functional, take a look at this minimalist design from Marks & Spencer. Available in both white and cream, it is machine-washable with a water-resistant finish and will help reflect light and add cool, neutral tones to your bathroom.
- B&Q’s cheerful, floral design

- Bring a ray of sunshine and a waft of summer scent into your bathroom with this warm, floral shower curtain from B&Q. Perfect for picking out contrasting colours to emphasise with paint or maybe textiles such as rugs and towels. Made from machine-washable, easy-care vinyl material for a cosy, homely effect.
- Plumbworld’s crazy splash of colour

- If you’re determined to make a huge statement, you can’t do better than this Sweet Temptations shower curtain from Plumbworld, covered in candies in all the colours of the rainbow. Intense red, pinks and oranges fight for attention with yellows, greens and blues. It’s bright, colourful and perfectly individual – what a great centrepiece for your bathroom.
And don’t forget: you’ll need some groovy ways to hang them. Throw out those old, discoloured plastic rings. Try the following: